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19

May

cuntinentul:

can someone make this a bumper sticker

cuntinentul:

can someone make this a bumper sticker

(Source: prom-night-dumpster-baby)

18

May

Maybe if your dick was thicker than your goddamn eyebrows we wouldn’t be having this conversation
Gay couple arguing outside Walmart (via dacelio)

17

May

escapistaz:

If we’re friends, there’s a 106% chance that I’m always petrified that you secretly hate me.

15

May

do you ever feel yourself being annoying or antisocial but you just cant stop

(Source: cornerofyourmum)

13

May

10

May

darkparad-se:

This is everyday

darkparad-se:

This is everyday

(Source: staypozitive)

09

May

flyinginafriendshipship:

what if church was called jesuscon

07

May

You are the result of 4 billion years of evolutionary success. Fucking act like it.
Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes)

i-am-loki-of-asgard-and-i-just:

americugh:

When a cute boy sneezes I don’t say bless u because I see that god already has

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foodtrucker:

*gets a panic attack whenever people get close to my laptop*